© Steve Wells 2001
The jelly man is back in town,
Got the best damn jelly for miles around,
If you’re lucky, the jelly man will come around.
Yeah, he’s back for all your jelly needs,
He’ll remove all your cobwebs and kill all your weeds,
If you’re lucky, the jelly man’ll come for you.
I know you’ve all missed your jelly man,
Well it’s been hard for him - I’m sure you’ll understand,
Now he’s got it for you, on a plate,
But if you don’t hurry, you’ll have to wait
Well the jelly man can only make calls in the day,
Give him a call, he’s not far away,
He’ll give you your jelly, but he’s not goin’ to stay.
Well the jelly man’s movin’ to another town,
Gets into trouble in some places he’s found,
If you missed your jelly, you’re gonna stay a hungry hound.
I know you’ve all missed your jelly man,
Well it’s been hard for him, I’m sure you’ll understand,
Now here he’s got it for you, on a plate,
But if you don’t hurry, you’ll have to wait
Well, the jelly man is popular from here to the coast,
Your man give you jelly, he gives you jelly on toast,
He’s always gonna be there, when you need him the most.
He’ll give you a necklace, some jewels of your own,
Better hide them quick before your regular gets home,
The jelly man is known, to women, alone.
Well for those of you who missed your jelly guy,
For those of you the man’s left high and dry,
For those I got just one thing to say;
When he comes back.
You better stay away…